Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG
IC…
HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
wat
Give me a plot suggestion. I like it, I write about it. In the mood for:
Avatar: the Last Airbender
Zutara
Sokka/Toph
Repo! the Genetic Opera
Pavi/Mag
Graverobber/Shilo
Pokemon
Give me something idc
Suggest even one line of plot and I’ll write a story.
Want more specifics, give ‘em. A rating? Give it.
Anything will be published on here and my ff.net account Nightmarishx
I was sitting with my back door slid open today. No wind outside, AC off. Crash was on the balcony (second floor of an apartment complex). Been having a rough time. Charity was murdered in April. Bella, 20-year-old chihuahua, was murdered by the dogs next door in late April. My Grandma died on Memorial Day.
I felt a hand on my shoulder and suddenly mmy hair was flipped over one side of my head. Crash, my dog, started barking.
It’s okay though. I know it wasn’t my Grandma but it’s nice to know Charity is still here with me sometimes.
She was like my sister after all. Such a beautiful soul.
Looks like I got killed in the abdomen and the upper thigh…
I got attacked in my calf obviously.
O.O I have vampire bite marks on my neck…
I guess that was an interesting death…
Femoral artery. Yeah, that would be fatal.
left ankle/heel area. i guess this explains my irrational fear of being cut around my ankles/heels. haha.
…I don’t have a birthmark
Just retired my eyebrow and two lip piercings.
Septum and Spiders are all that’s left on my face and taking them out hurts more than the fucking hatred I get.
I feel so ugly without them.
Never seen gay sex before, honestly.
And I see nothing wrong with it. Even my openly homosexual sister says males having gay sex grosses her out but I see nothing weird or gross here, it’s just sex.
Letter written by Jack Trawick to Britney Spears
My Dear Britney Spears,
Seldom does a talent like yours come along. Your voice could make the angels cry and the devil become pure and sweet. People like Charles Manson would melt his ice-cold heart if he would just let your music flow over him. You truly are a role model and an idol to most adolescent females. You not only touch their hearts but you give them a reason to celebrate.
However, I am a sexually motivated serial killer and if it were up to me I would strip you nude, tie you to a bed and taste all of your femininity. Once I had ripped your pussy almost out of its hiding place, and while you were still conscious and aware of your surroundings, I would hack your grape sized nipples and your finger sized clit from your then non virgin body and make you eat them.
Next I would slowly and methodically strangle you just to the point of unconsciousness let you revive and start the whole process again. Eventually you would become a blonde, brain dead zombie. You would beg for death but I would deny you of that relief. Eventually your once sensual body would shake in your final death spasms. I would with the artistry of a skilled surgeon disembowel, dismember and behead your now useless body. I would scatter your individual body parts in the four corners of the earth. You would leave this earth totally unceremoniously and without any earthly markers. One day you are Britney Spears rock and roll singer the next day you would be little more than road kill.
You were born a dick sucking, pussy licking, cum drunk common gutter slut. You live as a dick sucking, pussy licking, cum drunk common gutter slut and you will die a dick sucking, pussy licking, cum drunk gutter slut.
You are on T.V. as I write this. And as I watch, I can think of no greater joy than to ravish and mutilate your selective surgery, silicon, body. You say that you are a virgin. Most likely you have been hopping on dicks since you were wearing juvenile diapers. Regardless of what you may think sucking dick and taking a hard wanger in your butt is sexual.
Well good luck in your career. If the singing gig runs a bit stale you can always be a porn queen.
Just think the next time you go anywhere I could be there waiting on you. Before you get carried away about all your security and body guards and blah blah blah no security is absolute.
Looking forward to our first meeting,
J
P.S. Write ASAP. Please send some lingerie photos.this kind of stuff is so interesting to me. not the content whatsoever, but the mind of people like this. i can’t wait to take electives centered around more psychological illnesses.
I fucking love italics.
Woah
(Source: serial-killers-101)
how long should i leave the kittens alone with their mommy before i bring them inside? they’re somewhere in the broken car in the garage so i don’t think that is really safe but idk
Is the mommy feral? If so when they’re 6 weeks would be ideal but if you’re that worried bring them in ASAP and bottle feed, or around 4 weeks and give them wet food and kitten milk
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